A cult for your busy lifestyle.

Cultish Co. is a lifestyle and amusement publication for people with unsettling lifestyles and troubling amusements.

Maintained by a charismatic leader, undermined by doubt and poor diet. Established to form a community of followers who enjoy watching television through the open windows of strangers.

Blindly follow where no woman or man or malevolent sentience has gone before. 


About Me


I enjoy salty oatmeal, clever packaging, and bees. I believe in knocking before entering, taxi drivers, unreliable narrators and the serial comma. 

I was once very good at limbo and am still very good at self-deception. 

Tell your friends I’m cool, especially if you’re friends with Jessica Ames from fifth grade. I still crave your approval, Jessica. 

- S.