Frequently Asked Questions.
How old is Jared Leto?
Jared Leto is 46 years old. That is twice the life expectancy of a Canada goose.
How can I lose weight?
You can lose weight by urination, amputation, and eating an even number of calories on odd-numbered days.
How do I boil an egg?
You boil an egg by submerging it in boiling water. You boil most things this way.
What do you consider your greatest strength and weakness?
I can tread water for ages but sometimes I undermine my relationships by instigating arguments that aren’t rooted in reality.
How many ounces in a pound?
Are ladybugs good?
All ladybugs are trustworthy and of unquestionable moral rectitude.
How can I get my crush to like me?
Bury their fingernail cuttings in grave dirt under a waxing moon. Wink at them slowly and frequently.
What do blind people dream about?
Their dreams are prophecies, mostly.
Do I look like my mother?
Your mother is, like, really hot. So no.