Frequently Asked Questions.


How old is Jared Leto? 
Jared Leto is 46 years old. That is twice the life expectancy of a Canada goose. 

How can I lose weight? 
You can lose weight by urination, amputation, and eating an even number of calories on odd-numbered days. 

How do I boil an egg? 
You boil an egg by submerging it in boiling water. You boil most things this way. 

What do you consider your greatest strength and weakness?
I can tread water for ages but sometimes I undermine my relationships by instigating arguments that aren’t rooted in reality. 

How many ounces in a pound? 
Multiple. 

Are ladybugs good?
All ladybugs are trustworthy and of unquestionable moral rectitude. 

How can I get my crush to like me?
Bury their fingernail cuttings in grave dirt under a waxing moon. Wink at them slowly and frequently. 

What do blind people dream about?
Their dreams are prophecies, mostly. 

Do I look like my mother?
Your mother is, like, really hot. So no.